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PostSubject: must read... Funny!!!   Tue May 20, 2008 12:00 am

The Mahjong Society Pledge
We, the members of mahjong society
Pledge ourselves on one mahjong table
Regardless of race, language or religion
To build a wonderful da shang yuan
Based on Ang Tiong, Bei Pang, Huat Chai
So as to achieve zi mo, wu tai and collect money for our future...

The MRT Pledge
We, the passengers of MRT
Pledge ourselves as one "kan cheong" people
Regardless of old folks, kids or pregnant women
To rush for unoccupied seats and spaces
Based on pushing and shoving
So as to achieve rest, slumber and sleep for a our comfort...

The Gangster Pledge
We, the Gangsters of Singapore
Pledge ourselves to be Ah bengs
Regardless of Ah Sengs, hair colour and races
To create a chaotic society
Based on gang fights and protection fees
So as to recruit new members and prosperity!

The Smoker's Pledge
We, the members of smokers
Pledge ourselves as one united smokers
Regardless of Salem, Camel or Marlboro
To consume all the tobacco on earth
Based on intensive smoking and drinking
So as to achieve lung cancer, heart attack and high
pressure for ourselves.
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PostSubject: Re: must read... Funny!!!   Tue May 20, 2008 7:32 pm

lol..i like the Mahjong pledge! love it!


*College students never need a real reason to have fun or to have party, all are just an excuse*
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