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PostSubject: Here are 12 major types of college students. See where you belong and share your pass experiences with us ok !!   Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:25 am

Here are 12 major types of college students. See where you belong and share your pass experience with us ok !!

Inconsequential - These are the types of people who smile at you and sometimes go up to you and actually talk to you. They know
name and everything about you - but you've never seen them in your
whole life. They are classmates you never knew were your
They're just never seen and hardly ever recite. If ever they do, what
they have to say is usually uninteresting. They belong
to no particular financial class.

Sipsip - Their hands are perpetually raised, ready to recite. They always sit up front and their heads automatically nod every 5
seconds to what the teacher is saying. They have endless questions, some of which they ask the teacher after class. They cover
papers during exams and never share answers. If you ask them, "Did you
study?" they will either say "No" or "Not really" but
they get the highest scores. They have one friend or none.

- They usually live in the dorm because they're from the provinces.
They're the ones who eat ulam for lunch with mountain of rice (3 cups
usually). Their money donít fold, they jingle. They speak neither
English nor Tagalog well.

Involved - They love joining
the students council and cause-oriented or catechist groups. They love
staging rallies. They hang around together and have lunch or snacks
with a teacher/coordinator. They love wearing wooden crosses round
their necks. They're musically inclined - they play the guitar during
mass. If they weren't involved they become inconsequential.

- They're really nice, they are the living saints. They never cut
class. They are quite (they hardly recite), but they get the highest
grades in the class. They study together in a big group. They're really
cool, they let you copy when the teacher isn't looking. Teachers and
classmates love them - but they never get invited to parties. They
usually skinny.

Sosyal - They are not necessarily rich
but they act it. They have bad grades. They always cut class. They're
always organizing some party or get-together and they love to pull all
their names in their invitations. They're "best friends" with the
nerds who help them pass. Teachers who were inconsequential love the
sosyals - the friends they'd always wanted in their youth. The sosyals
act chummy with these teachers whom they really hate.

- They're the ones who always want to look at your date book, diary, or
notebook to the extent of pulling it like a child if you donít want to
show it. Favorite lines are "Donít tell. haaaaa!" and "Guess whose
preeeeegnaaaant?!" They're very friendly if they think you have
chismis. They're very paranoid that people are angry with them.

- They are so nice, always smiling, they're disgusting. All the
teachers love them and they win most of the awards in graduation. They
have the smelliest ba-on in the class, usually cold meat na sumisingaw.

- Their things are complete but usually of cheap brands. They're the
once who charge five to 25 centavos for a sheet of paper - either that
or they have written their names in each sheet so nobody can ask.

- They are the ones you borrow ballpens from and you never return them.
They donít speak English. They're the ones who know the latest dance
craze in Eat Bulaga and they usually aspire to become ROTC officers.
They never get invited to parties.

Weird - People love to
talk about them because they're so strange. They're usually loners
because they're very picky with friends. They have friends abroad and
in other schools (who are weird as well). They donít cut class, they're
usually in the Deans List. They have hyper acidic stomachs because
since there's no one to eat with, hardly ever do.

- They bring the least things to school, they borrow everything they
need. They always cut class, come in late. They never take notes. They
hardly study but amazingly pass, they're just lazy. They always sit at
the back where they talk. Teachers hate them. They go to school
basically to see their friends.

Memorable "Dolce ViTa"
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