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PostSubject: no offence, just some jokes...   Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:43 pm

1、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu

同坐直升機巡視。

Sami Vellu 說:'如果我丟一千塊下去,撿到那一個人一定很高興。'
Najib 說:'如果我丟兩張五百元下去,那就有兩個人很高興了。'
Pak Lah 說:'如果我丟十張一百元下去,就有十個人很高興了。'
這個時候 ........
駕駛員喃喃自語地說:'何不把自己都丟下去,讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢?'


2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望,想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後,Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu : '銷售情形怎麼樣?'
郵政總局局長:'還算不錯,只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢!
Sami Vellu : '怎麼會呢?' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票,塗了一點口水在郵票背面,便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu :' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎?'
郵政總局局長: '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'


3、深夜,Najib 去買宵夜,結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說:' 把身上的錢交出來!'
Najib 勃然大怒說:'你這什麼態度?我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶!'
搶匪:'喔,那……把我的錢還來。 '


4、某天,Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議,結果發生連環車禍,送至醫院急救,記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久,醫生出來了,記者忙著問'醫生!醫生!Prime Minister 有救嗎?'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...'
記者又問:'醫生!醫生!Najib 有救嗎?'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說:'唉 ...也沒救了...'
記者就問:'那 ...到底誰有救?'
醫生精神一振說: 'Malaysia 有救了!'


5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察,所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼,
Sami Vellu 萬歲!Sami Vellu 萬歲!
只有一名病人面無表情,對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了,問院長說:'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢?'
院長:'因為他今天精神非常正常。'


6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢,不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景,就趕到出事地點,可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑,把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天,負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民,問他那幾個政客到哪里去了,老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問:'他們都死了嗎? '
老農回答說:'嗯…,我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說:'那你怎麼也把他埋了?'
老農說:'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:36 pm

hahaha ...
Nice one nice one ...
should share should share !! thanks alien

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:38 pm

beware when u stepping into goverment place o..i dun wanna see ur face at newspaper
lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:00 am

not bad right? then the whole govertment will boycot me...hahaha Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:25 pm

by the time you sure famous then hakashi...
because we will see you at the font page of the newspaper... pirat
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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:28 am

yea..i think can last for few months..better than "Mr.Edi' Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:58 pm

haha , bull shit sia. You get caught cause of insulting, Me.Edi get caught coz he had too much fun. Which is better? I would rather be 2nd Mr.Edi lo . hahahahahah

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 7:27 pm

okok..go ahead and be 2nd Mr.Edi..i'll help u distribute those 'master piece' Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:51 pm

go go ! i support you 2nd Mr.Edi,wanna hire camera man or do it urself ?

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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:51 pm

don need la, Webcam Live !!!!
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PostSubject: Re: no offence, just some jokes...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:29 pm

great! tell me the time please..

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